Dog Fun

What is a Dog?

Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most
comfortable piece of furniture in the house.

They can hear a package of food opening half a block away,
but don't hear you when you're in the same room.

They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.

They growl when they are not happy.

When you want to play, they want to play.

When you want to be alone, they want to play.

They are great at begging.

They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.

They leave their toys everywhere.

They do disgusting things with their mouths and
then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: Dogs are men in little fur coats.

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of
yourself with him and not only will he not scold you,
 but he will make a fool of himself too.
Samuel Butler

One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're
feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why.
Author Unknown

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
Franklin P. Jones

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits
 in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
Phil Pastoret

With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth
so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog.
Edward Jesse

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
 Max Eastman

My goal in life is to be as good of a person
my dog already thinks I am.
Author Unknown

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the
fun out of owning one.
Andy Rooney

 

Cat Fun

What is a Cat?

Cats do what they want.

They rarely listen to you.

They're totally unpredictable.

They whine when they are not happy.

When you want to play, they want to be alone.

When you want to be alone, they want to play.

They expect you to cater to their every whim.

They're moody.

They leave hair everywhere.

They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: Cats are tiny women in little fur coats. 

"Since each of us is blessed with only one life,
 why not live it with a cat?"
Robert Stearns

"Cats are always elegant."
John Weitz

"If man could be crossed with the cat,
it would improve man but deteriorate the cat."
Mark Twain

"A cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
Ernest Menault

"You can't look at a sleeping cat and be tense."
Jane Pauley

"If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor,
a cat will find it and soak it up."
Joan Asper McIntosh

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this."
Anonymous

Every dog has its day, but nights are reserved for cats."
Unknown

"One small cat changes coming home to an
empty house to coming home."
Pam Brown

Cat Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
And sofa cushions, soft and nice.
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back,
For windowsills all warm and bright,
For shadows to explore at night.
I pray I'll always stay real cool
And keep the secret feline rule
To never tell a human that
The world is really ruled by CATS!